Honey, you should see me in a crown.

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better."

My county has this trashy website where everyone talks crap about each other anonymously. My friends and I decided to troll with television references. Here are my latest contributions. I regret nothing.


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